10. We're going South!
9. Something smells like tuna.
8. Is it free time yet?
7. No... mass is on Wednesday. They're Baptist.
6. Someone took my...
5. No, you can't use the machete.
4. Where is Crazy Eyes?
3. If the monsigneur hears you, he'll call the police.
2. It's Miller time!
and the #1 thing heard on tour.... (drum roll)
1. Your shorts are too short!!!
